Category: Updates

Be A Booger – Lord Nose We Need More BoogersBe A Booger – Lord Nose We Need More Boogers


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Be-A-Booger-–-Lord-Nose-We-Need-More-Boogers.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? ...aka, "How To Approach A Voiceover Talent Agent"   Pick the Right […] ...

Thank You. No Thank You.Thank You. No Thank You.


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Thank-You-No-Thank-You.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Less Whining. More Thanking. Used by permission from hudsoncrafted via Pixabay. All […] ...

“Tough Titty” Said The Kitty When The Milk Went Dry“Tough Titty” Said The Kitty When The Milk Went Dry


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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Tough-Titty-Said-The-Kitty-When-The-Milk-Went-Dry.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Whaddayagonnado?   An Idiotic Idiom I never liked that phrase. My dad […] ...

I Read English Goodly…But No Goodly Same As Read YouI Read English Goodly…But No Goodly Same As Read You


Read, or enjoy the audio version below from one of my favorite blogs, revisited: https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/I-Read-English-Goodly-But-No-Goodly-Same-As-Read-You.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? HUH?!?!?   An Unexpected Treasure […] ...

Pssst…hey you! Yeah you, Sloucher! Sit Up Straight!Pssst…hey you! Yeah you, Sloucher! Sit Up Straight!


Read, or enjoy the audio version below. https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Pssst-Hey-you-Yeah-you-Sloucher-Sit-Up-Straight-Will-Ya.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? How Posture Postures You For Prosperity   Sitting Up And Taking […] ...

Why I Will Never Be As Cool As Tracy LindleyWhy I Will Never Be As Cool As Tracy Lindley


Read, or enjoy the audio version below. https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Why-I-Will-Never-Be-As-Cool-As-Tracy-Lindley.mp3 Warning!  I am a satirist!  If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? The Epitome of Coolness / A Video Is Born!   How […] ...

When I Was A 12-year-Old Jamaican GirlWhen I Was A 12-year-Old Jamaican Girl


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/When-I-Was-A-12-year-Old-Jamaican-Girl.mp3 A Case of Taken Identity   Assuming the Position Used by permission from Conmongt via Pixabay.   Before I plunge into the madness that I like to call "the online voiceover casting world", I would like to state for the record that, to date, I have not […] ...

To Share Or Not Share: That Is The QuestionTo Share Or Not Share: That Is The Question


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/To-Share-Or-Not-Share-That-Is-The-Question.mp3 Posting Actual Voiceover Numbers??? The Impudence! The Audacity! The Unmitigated Gall!     Butt-Clenching Abounds Used by permission from ADiamondFellFromTheSky via WordPress.org.   Human beings are tightly butt-clenched and uptight people.  And you are a human.  There, I said it.  You, dear reader, are perhaps clenching your […] ...

What The @!#?@! Is Going On With Rates?What The @!#?@! Is Going On With Rates?


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/What-the-BLEEP-is-going-on-with-Rates.mp3 A Lot For A Little?   "Captain Mirth-Spreader" Used by permission from aitoff via Pixabay   In early 2022, I started noticing a bizarre trend.  I am not talking about Tom Hanks being cast in everything whether he is an accent-less elderly Italian clockmaker or not. No: […] ...

The Day We Lost 3000 Voices ForeverThe Day We Lost 3000 Voices Forever


Read, or listen to the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/The-Day-We-Lost-3000-Voices-Forever.mp3 Soundtrack "Hope's Dream" provided by Kelsey Lee Music. All Rights Reserved. Used by permission. Silenced   9/11 It has been 21 years. 21 years ago, extremists hijacked four United States passenger aircraft and drove them into oblivion, in order to kill as many Americans as possible. […] ...

The Only Way Out is ThroughThe Only Way Out is Through


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/The-Only-Way-Out-Is-Through.mp3 Maybe Alanis Had It Right All Along...   Easier Ways We all remember those wonderful commercials from the 90's.  "There's gotta be a better way!" says the woman who just blended a soupy yogurt-chunk milk mix and splattered it up and down her overalls.  And we think, […] ...

The Church of VoiceoversThe Church of Voiceovers


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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/The-Church-of-Voiceovers.mp3 Turn In Your Hymnal to Hymn #Voice123 Used by permission from jaefrench via Pixabay   Our Church My wife and I recently moved, and we love our church.  Yes, we are churchgoers, and I ain’t ashamed to admit it.  People tell me, “Oh Josh, you silly simpleton. […] ...

How Vision Leads To ProvisionHow Vision Leads To Provision


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/How-Vision-Leads-To-Provision.mp3 If You Build It, He Will Come   The Heck With Corn; Let's Build A Baseball Field! Used by permission from redkudu via Pixabay   I am not a huge fan of Kevin Costner, but Field of Dreams is a movie, and I like movies.  As a […] ...

Again! Again!Again! Again!


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Again-Again.mp3 Are your Voiceovers worthy of an Encore? Used by permission from jurvetson via Creative Commons   Children Who Are Aerial Are Best Last week I wrote about launching my sons into the air in our backyard pool.  This is my favorite new rigorous exercise short of walking […] ...

And This Time, I’ll Keep It Off!And This Time, I’ll Keep It Off!


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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/And-This-Time-Ill-Keep-It-Off.mp3 A Running Start (Continued from Last Week)   Look! If I Turn To the Side… Alright, alright, you can still see me.  BUTT! - sorry - BUT! I have actively begun working out and am keeping to a decent schedule of regular workouts that do not include […] ...

How Did I Get So Fat???How Did I Get So Fat???


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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/How-Did-I-Get-So-Fat.mp3 One word: VOICEOVERS. Here is how it all went down: Sitting on my duff marketing editing marketing sending auditions marketing talking to colleagues... and... marketing Oh! And Taco Bell And Bottle Caps And, well, dress me up in feather boas and call me Trudy, but I suspect […] ...

My Journey Through Covid-19My Journey Through Covid-19


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Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/My-Journey-Through-Covid-19.mp3 M-M-M-My Corona!   Welcome to my new site! This is the very first blog published at the Brand New, Piping-Hot and Full-Flavored, Incredibly Unique and Hot-Off-The-Presses Voices In My Head Blog! Thanks for visiting and commenting! This is one more sentence with an exclamation mark at the […] ...

My Grandma Died FrowningMy Grandma Died Frowning


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/My-Grandma-Died-Frowning.mp3 But I Won’t   Smiling Takes Willpower It was February 8, 1999.  I was just returning from helping with a church youth retreat when I got the call.  “Maria” by Blondie had just made #1 on the charts.  Her agent was calling to let me know so […] ...

Where The Lilacs GrowWhere The Lilacs Grow


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Where-The-Lilacs-Grow.mp3 No, This is Not A Blog By Wilson Rawls.  Yes, Wilson Rawls Is A Poet And Not A Sporting Goods Company   Three Freaking Weeks I had been looking forward to them all year.  I am not talking about political attack ads. I am talking about our […] ...

A Studio Is BornA Studio Is Born


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/A-Song-Is-Born.mp3 I Humbly Present: BubbyTown Studios! Downgrades, Upgrades, Sidegrades and Othergrades It isn't that I did not utterly love my StudioBricks.  I did.  And it isn't that I did not utterly love my corner booth before that.  I did.  And it isn't that I did not utterly love […] ...

Be a Brent – The World Needs More BrentsBe a Brent – The World Needs More Brents


Read, or enjoy the audio version... https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Brent.mp3 The Gift Of Giving   He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Ex-Former-Step-Brother-In-Law With my Ex-Former-Step-Brother-In-Law Brent   It was 2003.  I was having a rough go of it.  By "rough go" I mean destitute, frustrated, and that was the year they irritatingly kept playing “Calling All Angels” by Train.  […] ...

The iPhone: Smoke & Mirrors and The Golden Path To SuccessThe iPhone: Smoke & Mirrors and The Golden Path To Success


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/iPhone-Golden-Path.mp3 The Smartphone That Almost Wasn't Used by permission from OpenClipart-Vectors via Pixabay   15 Years Ago, History Was Made "Steve Jobs" by acaben is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0   The Apple iPhone.  You know it and love it.  Unless you are an Android-lover, in which case you probably also like […] ...

My Life as a BirdMy Life as a Bird


Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/My-Life-As-A-Bird.mp3 Fly, Fly Little Wings… Used by permission from jggrz via Pixabay   Yet Another Riveting Blog about Death Welcome to Death Blogs, Part 2.  Before we proceed, this blog is not particularly weighty as in the death of Paul Strikwerda’s precious friend & VO colleague Bliss Michelson.  […] ...

If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix itIf It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix it


Read, or enjoy the audio version! https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/If-It-Aint-Broke.mp3 Put The Fix Down...And Back Away Slowly Used by permission from stevepb via Pixabay     It takes a Big Man to admit when he is wrong.  I am not a big man. "Fractal wrongness" by the mad LOLscientist is licensed under CC BY 2.0   Ever meet those people who just […] ...

So You Wanna Be A Voice Actor, eh? (Part 2)So You Wanna Be A Voice Actor, eh? (Part 2)


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/So-You-Wanna-Be-A-Voice-Actor.mp3 More Resources for the Growing Voiceover Artist!   If you missed part 1, it can be found here. When Zach Hendrix recently asked me for a list of some of my most helpful blogs to be featured in upcoming supporting articles for voice talent, it served three purposes: […] ...

Why I Completely Switched from an iPhone 13…to an iPhone 13Why I Completely Switched from an iPhone 13…to an iPhone 13


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/iPhone-13-Snafu.mp3 And something in between...     Corn on the Jobs Used by permission from GDJ via Pixabay   I already know this is a longer read.  So you better get started. 🙂 I like technology.  Call me a geek, and I will not take offense.  I am an […] ...

Indiana Phones and the Readers of the Lost ArtIndiana Phones and the Readers of the Lost Art


Read, or enjoy the audio version below: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/IndianaPhones.mp3 Voiceovers, Fedoras & Whips A sense of Daring. A hunger for Adventure. Snakes!  Tarantulas!  Guns!  Pits!  Rolling boulders the size of Tina Turner’s hair! Voiceovers are an ongoing and fulfilling adventure.  Every day we are faced with incredible experiences, victories, defeats, challenges, successes, failures, opportunities both seized […] ...

Voiceoversss, Yesss My PreciousssVoiceoversss, Yesss My Preciousss


Read the blog, or enjoy the audio version below: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Voiceovers-Yes-My-Precious.mp3 Slave to The Precious Used by permission from E1St0rm via Pixabay.     Voiceovers have the ring of truth Used by permission from paxillop via Pixabay.   We all know and love The Lord of the Rings.  It is one of the most hallowed series […] ...

A Little Shel Silverstein Voiceover MagicA Little Shel Silverstein Voiceover Magic


Read the blog, or enjoy the audio version below: Powerful Storytelling "You've got to give it to Shel Silverstein for putting this mug on the back of a children's book." by ultramega is licensed under CC BY-ND 2.0     Where The Sidewalk Ends, there’s A Light In the Attic that has a Giving Tree, Falling Up with Every […] ...

Stu-Stu-Studio… Whoa-oh-oh…Stu-Stu-Studio… Whoa-oh-oh…


All it takes is Taste, Panache, and a Sweetwater Budget   Scruffy. No Style At All. General Zod mentioned those four words as a hostile intruder in the Man of Steel’s home-slash-giant-deformed-igloo.  “Scruffy.  How morbid!  A sentimental replica of a planet long-since vanished.”  That’s what he said, and it was somewhat deserved, because Supe-Baby had […] ...

Whaddaya Know? I’m OmniscientWhaddaya Know? I’m Omniscient


I know everything! (Because, uh, that is what omniscient means)   "Why?" Used with permission from PublicDomainPictures via Pixabay   I have a 5-year-old.   His favorite question is “Why?” to absolutely everything these days, which A) requires that I give an answer, and B) means that I should do well on a witness stand because […] ...

With Great Power Comes Great ResponsibilityWith Great Power Comes Great Responsibility


REAL HEROES DO NOT WEAR CAPES Used by permission from Viresh Studio via Pixabay      NOTE: This is an excerpt from my forthcoming book, "Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility", slated for release in the fall of 2021     HINDSIGHT AND FORESIGHT Used by permission from 愚木混株CDD20 via Pixabay   It is time to get […] ...

Complete Voiceover Shopping List: Rocket Packs and Magnetic BootsComplete Voiceover Shopping List: Rocket Packs and Magnetic Boots


Add To Cart Credit: https://pixabay.com/users/alexas_fotos-686414/   Contradictory Complimentary Commentary Photo credit: https://pixabay.com/users/qimono-1962238/   “Fly high and proud.” “Keep your feet on the ground.” “What are you waiting for?  Spread your wings and soar!” “Get your head out of the clouds.”   Thanks for the mixed messages, everyone.  Not ambiguous in the slightest.  I will now […] ...

How To Survive Voiceover Directed Sessions. Hint: Crows, Fire Ants & Ice Cream.How To Survive Voiceover Directed Sessions. Hint: Crows, Fire Ants & Ice Cream.


DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical blog.  As such, fun is often poked, and exaggerations are often employed.  Please note that I would never publicly disparage or identify a client on my website with whom I had an unpleasant dealing, unless of course I was paid quadrillions of dollars and entered into witness relocation.  Then I […] ...

Pssst! Hey, Sellout! Yeah, you! Over here!Pssst! Hey, Sellout! Yeah, you! Over here!


WARNING: LONG CONTROVERSIAL CALL-YOU-ON-THE-CARPET BLOG FOLLOWS! GRAB YER POPCORN AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FEET HELD TO THE FLAMES!   Here Comes The Suit, Doodle-Doo-Doo This one is not funny.  I usually aim for them to be funny.  This one is not funny.  And here is why. Daughter of an Advertising Executive.  Many hours in […] ...