Author: Josh Alexander

I invite you to visit and subscribe to The Voices In My Head Blog at https://www.itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/ for inspiration and LOTS of laughter along your voiceover journey! I write in the satirical style of Dave Barry and am basically a cheerleader, just...without the Spandex. :-) And you get three free E-Books on voiceovers, so, there you go. :-)

If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix itIf It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix it


Read, or enjoy the audio version! https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/If-It-Aint-Broke.mp3 Put The Fix Down...And Back Away Slowly Used by permission from stevepb via Pixabay     It takes a Big Man to admit when he is wrong.  I am not a big man. "Fractal wrongness" by the mad LOLscientist is licensed under CC BY 2.0   Ever meet those people who just […] ...

The Day I Almost DiedThe Day I Almost Died


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/The-Day-I-Almost-Died.mp3 Almost Did; Grateful That I Didn’t.   Thanksgiving: A Reason to Voice Thanks It was the spring of my senior year in high school, 1991.  I was 17. My parents were divorcing, and it was a difficult time.  Not that High School is a difficult enough time already; […] ...

The Voiceover ArmageddonThe Voiceover Armageddon


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Voiceover-Armageddon.mp3   Welcome to the new domain for all things Joshua Alexander: www.supervoiceover.com!  Now back to our regularly-scheduled program already in progress....   What to do when it all turns to crap     Stormy Weather Used by permission from WikiImages via Pixabay   I am one who prefers […] ...

So You Wanna Be A Voice Actor, eh? (Part 2)So You Wanna Be A Voice Actor, eh? (Part 2)


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/So-You-Wanna-Be-A-Voice-Actor.mp3 More Resources for the Growing Voiceover Artist!   If you missed part 1, it can be found here. When Zach Hendrix recently asked me for a list of some of my most helpful blogs to be featured in upcoming supporting articles for voice talent, it served three purposes: […] ...

Why I Completely Switched from an iPhone 13…to an iPhone 13Why I Completely Switched from an iPhone 13…to an iPhone 13


Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/iPhone-13-Snafu.mp3 And something in between...     Corn on the Jobs Used by permission from GDJ via Pixabay   I already know this is a longer read.  So you better get started. 🙂 I like technology.  Call me a geek, and I will not take offense.  I am an […] ...

Indiana Phones and the Readers of the Lost ArtIndiana Phones and the Readers of the Lost Art


Read, or enjoy the audio version below: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/IndianaPhones.mp3 Voiceovers, Fedoras & Whips A sense of Daring. A hunger for Adventure. Snakes!  Tarantulas!  Guns!  Pits!  Rolling boulders the size of Tina Turner’s hair! Voiceovers are an ongoing and fulfilling adventure.  Every day we are faced with incredible experiences, victories, defeats, challenges, successes, failures, opportunities both seized […] ...

Voiceoversss, Yesss My PreciousssVoiceoversss, Yesss My Preciousss


Read the blog, or enjoy the audio version below: https://supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Voiceovers-Yes-My-Precious.mp3 Slave to The Precious Used by permission from E1St0rm via Pixabay.     Voiceovers have the ring of truth Used by permission from paxillop via Pixabay.   We all know and love The Lord of the Rings.  It is one of the most hallowed series […] ...

A Little Shel Silverstein Voiceover MagicA Little Shel Silverstein Voiceover Magic


Read the blog, or enjoy the audio version below: Powerful Storytelling "You've got to give it to Shel Silverstein for putting this mug on the back of a children's book." by ultramega is licensed under CC BY-ND 2.0     Where The Sidewalk Ends, there’s A Light In the Attic that has a Giving Tree, Falling Up with Every […] ...

Stu-Stu-Studio… Whoa-oh-oh…Stu-Stu-Studio… Whoa-oh-oh…


All it takes is Taste, Panache, and a Sweetwater Budget   Scruffy. No Style At All. General Zod mentioned those four words as a hostile intruder in the Man of Steel’s home-slash-giant-deformed-igloo.  “Scruffy.  How morbid!  A sentimental replica of a planet long-since vanished.”  That’s what he said, and it was somewhat deserved, because Supe-Baby had […] ...

Should I Change My Domain Name? Ehhhh….No.Should I Change My Domain Name? Ehhhh….No.


Switching Voiceover Websites?   Just watch me propagate! "www" used by permission from Rubber Dragon licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0 via Creative Commons     The only constant is change They say “the only constant is change.”  I used to feel differently, but now I agree.  I think you see what I did there. Change is […] ...

Whaddaya Know? I’m OmniscientWhaddaya Know? I’m Omniscient


I know everything! (Because, uh, that is what omniscient means)   "Why?" Used with permission from PublicDomainPictures via Pixabay   I have a 5-year-old.   His favorite question is “Why?” to absolutely everything these days, which A) requires that I give an answer, and B) means that I should do well on a witness stand because […] ...

With Great Power Comes Great ResponsibilityWith Great Power Comes Great Responsibility


REAL HEROES DO NOT WEAR CAPES Used by permission from Viresh Studio via Pixabay      NOTE: This is an excerpt from my forthcoming book, "Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility", slated for release in the fall of 2021     HINDSIGHT AND FORESIGHT Used by permission from 愚木混株CDD20 via Pixabay   It is time to get […] ...

Voiceovers, Mobile Kits and Mai Tai’s Oh My!Voiceovers, Mobile Kits and Mai Tai’s Oh My!


Inebriation & Preparedness Are Good Bedfellows   A Much-Needed Getaway  We recently went to Kauai.  We are back now, which is why I am finally able to publish a new blog, since being on a trip with a 5-year-old and 2-year-old requires that I forfeit my laptop for: Moshi’s SleepyPaws for Brennan Superman II for […] ...

I Lost My Cool And Things Got HeatedI Lost My Cool And Things Got Heated


This is not a cooked-up story "Cooling off" by The U.S. Army is licensed under CC BY 2.0     Thank God for A/C "Cooling off" by kevin dooley is licensed under CC BY 2.0   "A/C." Two letters paired together that are about as satisfying to hear as “Never-ending lobster.”  “Sleeping in.”  “All Michael Bolton music now outlawed.” Ahhhhh, A/C, my dear […] ...

Complete Voiceover Shopping List: Rocket Packs and Magnetic BootsComplete Voiceover Shopping List: Rocket Packs and Magnetic Boots


Add To Cart Credit: https://pixabay.com/users/alexas_fotos-686414/   Contradictory Complimentary Commentary Photo credit: https://pixabay.com/users/qimono-1962238/   “Fly high and proud.” “Keep your feet on the ground.” “What are you waiting for?  Spread your wings and soar!” “Get your head out of the clouds.”   Thanks for the mixed messages, everyone.  Not ambiguous in the slightest.  I will now […] ...

How To Survive Voiceover Directed Sessions. Hint: Crows, Fire Ants & Ice Cream.How To Survive Voiceover Directed Sessions. Hint: Crows, Fire Ants & Ice Cream.


DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical blog.  As such, fun is often poked, and exaggerations are often employed.  Please note that I would never publicly disparage or identify a client on my website with whom I had an unpleasant dealing, unless of course I was paid quadrillions of dollars and entered into witness relocation.  Then I […] ...

Pssst! Hey, Sellout! Yeah, you! Over here!Pssst! Hey, Sellout! Yeah, you! Over here!


WARNING: LONG CONTROVERSIAL CALL-YOU-ON-THE-CARPET BLOG FOLLOWS! GRAB YER POPCORN AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FEET HELD TO THE FLAMES!   Here Comes The Suit, Doodle-Doo-Doo This one is not funny.  I usually aim for them to be funny.  This one is not funny.  And here is why. Daughter of an Advertising Executive.  Many hours in […] ...

An Easter Egg Hunt To Dye For (Get it? GET IT???)An Easter Egg Hunt To Dye For (Get it? GET IT???)


Candy, eggs and bunnies, oh my! Note: No! No!  Look at the KIDS!  Not the fat man, the KIDS!!! Addendum: Picture was taken with a wide-angle lens. Disclaimer: I had just eaten a bowling ball for lunch. Sidebar: The KIDS, dangit, the KIDS!!!!   Room to move…and hunt Most of my readers know that we […] ...

I’d like to introduce you to The Greatest Voiceover Artist Of All TimeI’d like to introduce you to The Greatest Voiceover Artist Of All Time


You may already know Him "Question mark made of puzzle pieces" by Horia Varlan is licensed under CC BY 2.0     I am envious, and I like it Look.  All blogs from The Voice Actor Blog are supposed to be a comical interlude to your week.  A refreshing break from the maddening norm of auditioning-marketing-recording-rinse-repeat.  Inspirational in nature.  […] ...

An Unbloggy Blogless Voiceover Blog full of Bloggy BlognessAn Unbloggy Blogless Voiceover Blog full of Bloggy Blogness


The Best of the Recent Rest  "BLOG IDEAS" by owenwbrown is licensed under CC BY 2.0     You know you're busy when... Ever have no time to blog, or do any other precious activity? Well. As it was my wife's and my 9th wedding anniversary this past week (do I hear a Beatles "Number Nine" coming on?)... ...and […] ...

No Thanks. I Already Know Everything.No Thanks. I Already Know Everything.


Arrogance at its Finest      All Hail The Know-It-Alls He is known only as…Know-It-All.  Dressed in yellow pajamas, with short-cropped hair and bullet-proof glasses that magnify his nearly-crossed eyeballs into the size of small moons, Eddie Deezen’s character in The Polar Express is simultaneously obnoxious, cute and annoying. Obnoxious: because he knows everything and […] ...

Accursed Red Badges and Pavlov’s DogAccursed Red Badges and Pavlov’s Dog


Our Conditioned Responsiveness   It’s a Dilemma, Truly "a dilemma" by Julia Manzerova is licensed under CC BY-ND 2.0   I recently watched The Social Dilemma for a romantic date night with my wife.  I assure you this is because Transformers: Dark of the Moon - the ultimate love movie - was out of rotation. We’d wanted to for […] ...

I Hate CommunityI Hate Community


…and statistics. And statistics about community.   "Wyverstone Community Cafe" by oatsy40 is licensed under CC BY 2.0     The Revulsion of Community "Moontribe-Party - Gathering of the Tribes - 2001 *" by Sterneck is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0   I was reminded today, yet again, how much I hate community.  Now, I know what you’re thinking. We don’t hate.  When […] ...

Staycations and Axe-MurdersStaycations and Axe-Murders


...and the inextricable link between them "camping staycation" by hownowdesign is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0   I tried. I really tried. That’s all I can say.  I really, really tried to have an enjoyable staycation and not do any work.  It was all out of purely goodwill and good intentions, which is another way of saying I mean […] ...

It’s Not You, It’s MeIt’s Not You, It’s Me


…but it’s really You "Ruth Roman in Bitter Victory (1957) #1" by Classic_Movie_Gals is licensed under CC BY 2.0   From There to Here Warning!  Gratuitously and unusually UN-funny blog ahead!  Read at your own laughter’s peril! Here goes… Reconciliation is a long road.  It starts with an offense and ends with an apology, or, at the very least, […] ...