Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/One-For-Five-Dollars-Two-For-Four.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Of Bargains and Worth Yes, this is my 300th blog. Oh, stop that. […] ...
The Ministry of Voiceovers (revisited)The Ministry of Voiceovers (revisited)
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/The-Ministry-of-Voiceovers-revisited.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? *originally published June 7th, 2019. Revisited and appended Voiceovers is an […] ...
Voiceover Piñatas?Voiceover Piñatas?
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Voiceover-Pinatas.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Whack It. Whack It Good. Let's-a Go! “Wahoo!” “Let’s-a Go!” “It’s-a […] ...
How To Bounce Back Even If Not Entirely Made of RubberHow To Bounce Back Even If Not Entirely Made of Rubber
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/How-To-Bounce-Back-Even-If-Not-Entirely-Made-of-Rubber.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Rubbery People Make For Resilient People "All's Well As Ends Better." […] ...
Of Depression, Colonoscopies, Agents & FluOf Depression, Colonoscopies, Agents & Flu
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Of-Depression-Colonoscopies-Agents-Flu.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? A Season To Remember...And Forget The Joshpire Strikes Back. The Return […] ...
There ARE points for Second PlaceThere ARE points for Second Place
Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? A Runner-Up Recap Naysayers And Crayons Tom Skerritt's character "Viper" says somberly to the Top Gun squad at […] ...
2022 Year In Review!2022 Year In Review!
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/2022-Year-In-Review.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a year it is Used by […] ...
Big Josh’s Big Christmas Wish ListBig Josh’s Big Christmas Wish List
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Big-Joshs-Big-Christmas-Wish-List.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? It’s BIG. Like Josh. Mariah Careying Our Gifts... Used by permission […] ...
One Trilogy To Rule Them AllOne Trilogy To Rule Them All
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/One-Trilogy-To-Rule-Them-All.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Reverse Shiny Object Syndrome Shut up and take my money, Gandalf […] ...
Be A Booger – Lord Nose We Need More BoogersBe A Booger – Lord Nose We Need More Boogers
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Be-A-Booger-–-Lord-Nose-We-Need-More-Boogers.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? ...aka, "How To Approach A Voiceover Talent Agent" Pick the Right […] ...
Thank You. No Thank You.Thank You. No Thank You.
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Thank-You-No-Thank-You.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Less Whining. More Thanking. Used by permission from hudsoncrafted via Pixabay. All […] ...
Every Voice Actor’s Worst NightmareEvery Voice Actor’s Worst Nightmare
Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? UGH. Not Why We Moved Here I received the text from my cousin on October 27th, and did […] ...
“Tough Titty” Said The Kitty When The Milk Went Dry“Tough Titty” Said The Kitty When The Milk Went Dry
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Tough-Titty-Said-The-Kitty-When-The-Milk-Went-Dry.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Whaddayagonnado? An Idiotic Idiom I never liked that phrase. My dad […] ...
The Curse of KnowledgeThe Curse of Knowledge
Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? Getting Hung Up On Principle Moving On? There are things in life that just make you want to hurl. […] ...
I Read English Goodly…But No Goodly Same As Read YouI Read English Goodly…But No Goodly Same As Read You
Read, or enjoy the audio version below from one of my favorite blogs, revisited: https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/I-Read-English-Goodly-But-No-Goodly-Same-As-Read-You.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? HUH?!?!? An Unexpected Treasure […] ...
Pssst…hey you! Yeah you, Sloucher! Sit Up Straight!Pssst…hey you! Yeah you, Sloucher! Sit Up Straight!
Read, or enjoy the audio version below. https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Pssst-Hey-you-Yeah-you-Sloucher-Sit-Up-Straight-Will-Ya.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? How Posture Postures You For Prosperity Sitting Up And Taking […] ...
Why I Will Never Be As Cool As Tracy LindleyWhy I Will Never Be As Cool As Tracy Lindley
Read, or enjoy the audio version below. https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Why-I-Will-Never-Be-As-Cool-As-Tracy-Lindley.mp3 Warning! I am a satirist! If you do not have a sense of humor or are easily-offended, these blogs may not be for you. May I interest you in an innocuous episode of Peppa Pig instead? The Epitome of Coolness / A Video Is Born! How […] ...
When I Was A 12-year-Old Jamaican GirlWhen I Was A 12-year-Old Jamaican Girl
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/When-I-Was-A-12-year-Old-Jamaican-Girl.mp3 A Case of Taken Identity Assuming the Position Used by permission from Conmongt via Pixabay. Before I plunge into the madness that I like to call "the online voiceover casting world", I would like to state for the record that, to date, I have not […] ...
To Share Or Not Share: That Is The QuestionTo Share Or Not Share: That Is The Question
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/To-Share-Or-Not-Share-That-Is-The-Question.mp3 Posting Actual Voiceover Numbers??? The Impudence! The Audacity! The Unmitigated Gall! Butt-Clenching Abounds Used by permission from ADiamondFellFromTheSky via WordPress.org. Human beings are tightly butt-clenched and uptight people. And you are a human. There, I said it. You, dear reader, are perhaps clenching your […] ...
What The @!#[email protected]! Is Going On With Rates?What The @!#[email protected]! Is Going On With Rates?
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/What-the-BLEEP-is-going-on-with-Rates.mp3 A Lot For A Little? "Captain Mirth-Spreader" Used by permission from aitoff via Pixabay In early 2022, I started noticing a bizarre trend. I am not talking about Tom Hanks being cast in everything whether he is an accent-less elderly Italian clockmaker or not. No: […] ...
The Day We Lost 3000 Voices ForeverThe Day We Lost 3000 Voices Forever
Read, or listen to the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/The-Day-We-Lost-3000-Voices-Forever.mp3 Soundtrack "Hope's Dream" provided by Kelsey Lee Music. All Rights Reserved. Used by permission. Silenced 9/11 It has been 21 years. 21 years ago, extremists hijacked four United States passenger aircraft and drove them into oblivion, in order to kill as many Americans as possible. […] ...
The Only Way Out is ThroughThe Only Way Out is Through
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/The-Only-Way-Out-Is-Through.mp3 Maybe Alanis Had It Right All Along... Easier Ways We all remember those wonderful commercials from the 90's. "There's gotta be a better way!" says the woman who just blended a soupy yogurt-chunk milk mix and splattered it up and down her overalls. And we think, […] ...
Swimming Down A River of DreamsSwimming Down A River of Dreams
Growing Pains Reality Check I did not feel like being silly this week. There is a time and a place for everything. This week? It is time for encouragement, and reflecting on where I have been, where I am, and where I am going. The truth is, I will never not be an entrepreneur. […] ...
The Church of VoiceoversThe Church of Voiceovers
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/The-Church-of-Voiceovers.mp3 Turn In Your Hymnal to Hymn #Voice123 Used by permission from jaefrench via Pixabay Our Church My wife and I recently moved, and we love our church. Yes, we are churchgoers, and I ain’t ashamed to admit it. People tell me, “Oh Josh, you silly simpleton. […] ...
Inspiration Comes In Bundles!Inspiration Comes In Bundles!
A Time To Blog...And A Time Not To Blog Used by permission from pixelcreatures via Pixabay It has been that kind of week! What does one do when one is on vacation from voiceovers and one does not have time to pen one's blog? WHY, DRINK MARGARITAS AND SLEEP NAKED OF COURSE! Enter your credit […] ...
How Vision Leads To ProvisionHow Vision Leads To Provision
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/How-Vision-Leads-To-Provision.mp3 If You Build It, He Will Come The Heck With Corn; Let's Build A Baseball Field! Used by permission from redkudu via Pixabay I am not a huge fan of Kevin Costner, but Field of Dreams is a movie, and I like movies. As a […] ...
Again! Again!Again! Again!
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Again-Again.mp3 Are your Voiceovers worthy of an Encore? Used by permission from jurvetson via Creative Commons Children Who Are Aerial Are Best Last week I wrote about launching my sons into the air in our backyard pool. This is my favorite new rigorous exercise short of walking […] ...
And This Time, I’ll Keep It Off!And This Time, I’ll Keep It Off!
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/And-This-Time-Ill-Keep-It-Off.mp3 A Running Start (Continued from Last Week) Look! If I Turn To the Side… Alright, alright, you can still see me. BUTT! - sorry - BUT! I have actively begun working out and am keeping to a decent schedule of regular workouts that do not include […] ...
How Did I Get So Fat???How Did I Get So Fat???
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/How-Did-I-Get-So-Fat.mp3 One word: VOICEOVERS. Here is how it all went down: Sitting on my duff marketing editing marketing sending auditions marketing talking to colleagues... and... marketing Oh! And Taco Bell And Bottle Caps And, well, dress me up in feather boas and call me Trudy, but I suspect […] ...
How Do We Defeat The Nothing?How Do We Defeat The Nothing?
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/How-Do-We-Defeat-The-Nothing.mp3 With Luck! (...and a little hard work doesn't hurt) When The Nothing Eats The Everything It is kind of like I woke up and everyone was on vacation. You know, one of those fun tropical vacations where all the cool people are invited, so, naturally, I […] ...
My Journey Through Covid-19My Journey Through Covid-19
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://itsthevoicesinmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/My-Journey-Through-Covid-19.mp3 M-M-M-My Corona! Welcome to my new site! This is the very first blog published at the Brand New, Piping-Hot and Full-Flavored, Incredibly Unique and Hot-Off-The-Presses Voices In My Head Blog! Thanks for visiting and commenting! This is one more sentence with an exclamation mark at the […] ...
My Grandma Died FrowningMy Grandma Died Frowning
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/My-Grandma-Died-Frowning.mp3 But I Won’t Smiling Takes Willpower It was February 8, 1999. I was just returning from helping with a church youth retreat when I got the call. “Maria” by Blondie had just made #1 on the charts. Her agent was calling to let me know so […] ...
Pandemics and Wars and Droughts Oh My!Pandemics and Wars and Droughts Oh My!
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Pandemics-and-Wars-and-Droughts-Oh-My.mp3 It’s The End Of The World As We Know It…And I Feel Fine. Stay On Target…Stay On Target… Gary Jules had it right: It is truly a mad, mad world out there. I also think people had it right when they labeled this not 2022, but […] ...
Top 10 Clues That It’s Time To Tap OutTop 10 Clues That It’s Time To Tap Out
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Top-10-Clues-That-Its-Time-To-Tap-Out.mp3 Repeated Attempts Got You Up Against The Ropes? Used by permission from Fort George G. Meade via Creative Commons No Fan Am I Used by permission and modified from tixonov_valentin via Pixabay An avowed wrestling or boxing fan I am not. I do not profess […] ...
Where The Lilacs GrowWhere The Lilacs Grow
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Where-The-Lilacs-Grow.mp3 No, This is Not A Blog By Wilson Rawls. Yes, Wilson Rawls Is A Poet And Not A Sporting Goods Company Three Freaking Weeks I had been looking forward to them all year. I am not talking about political attack ads. I am talking about our […] ...
You Have No Power Here, GanJosh The Grey…You Have No Power Here, GanJosh The Grey…
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/You-Have-No-Power-Here-GanJosh-The-Grey.mp3 The Threenager Cometh! Hi, I’m a Powerless Voiceover Artist With No Voice. And No Power. Many of my readers know that I have two sons. I have written extensively about the unequivocally vexing will-numbing soul-sucking life-depriving fresh hell absolute joy of parenting before, concerning my now […] ...
Lowering Our Voices In Silence & GriefLowering Our Voices In Silence & Grief
Read, or listen to the audio version... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Lowering-Our-Voices-In-Silence-Grief.mp3 Endless Questions What Have We Become? I had hoped not to have to write about this. Far be it from me to turn my blog into a political podium. That is not my intent, and I think you'll see that is not where I ultimately went. […] ...
Life Lessons From An Almost Old GuyLife Lessons From An Almost Old Guy
Read, or enjoy the audio version... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Life-Lessons-From-An-Almost-Old-Guy.mp3 One Year Older and Just BRIMMING with Wisdom One Final Year of Youth I just turned 49 years old this past Wednesday. Turning 49 is a big thing in one’s life. You see, forty-nine is a large number that, once obtained, signifies that you are nine years […] ...
These Are A Few Of My Favorite LiesThese Are A Few Of My Favorite Lies
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/These-Are-A-Few-Of-My-Favorite-Lies.mp3 When The Dog Bites, When The Bee Stings… Did Mariah Carey Have it Right After All? “Baby it’s all in your mind, yeah-ee-eah-eh-eh-eh-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eh-eh…” I believe those last few notes reached cats on Pluto, but that might be beside the point. Though Mariah Carey’s song is […] ...
When Losing Actually Equals WinningWhen Losing Actually Equals Winning
Read, or enjoy the audio version... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/When-Losing-Equals-Winning.mp3 You've Got Your Bath Mackward Used by permission from Shad0wfall via Pixabay Glass Half-Full or Glass Half-Empty? Answer? It's a Cup. Used by permission from Clker-Free-Vector-Images via Pixabay We are all in for a happy time of confidence-building, because this week’s blog is all about losing, […] ...
Full Buyout in Perpetuity for $200? Sure thing, Pal….Full Buyout in Perpetuity for $200? Sure thing, Pal….
Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Full-Buyout-In-Perpetuity.mp3 I Now Have Proof People Smoke Crack They’re Goin’ Off The Rails on a Crazy Train It never ceases to amaze me how nearly every moment I begin to believe once again in the fundamental goodness of humanity, someone goes and offers up a Heaping Spoonful Of […] ...
Stop the Press! Drop Everything And Read These.Stop the Press! Drop Everything And Read These.
Read, or enjoy the audio version... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stop-The-Press.mp3 The Unsung Heroes Who, Uh, Don't Sing... With fellow VO Bloggers Jon Gardner and Michael Apollo Lira at VO Atlanta 2022. They Are Among Us L-R: VO Bloggers Michael Apollo Lira, Joshua Alexander, Craig Williams, Paul Schmidt and Jon Gardner at VO Atlanta 2022. I am […] ...
Voiceovers: All Foam, No Beer?Voiceovers: All Foam, No Beer?
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/All-Foam-No-Beer.mp3 Smoke and Mirrors Used by permission from creatifrankenstein via Creative Commons The Worldwide Wrestling Federation Used by permission from nWoSyxx via Creative Commons Triple H. Kurt Angle. Brock Lesnar. Edge. Undertaker. Kane. ”Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Rey Mysterio. John Cena. Randy Orton. Chris Jericho. And […] ...
Keeping Up With The Voiceover JonesesKeeping Up With The Voiceover Joneses
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Keeping-Up-With-The-Voiceover-Joneses.mp3 We Wantsss It. We Needsss it. Must Have The Preciousss. Note: headphones are not actual size. A Pair Of New Shiny Cans I am not often one to buy things on impulse. Let me start over. I am often one to buy things on impulse. I […] ...
For I know VOA will go on… *cue Celine Dion music*For I know VOA will go on… *cue Celine Dion music*
One Story Ends, Another Begins… It’s All Over...? Welp, that‘s it then. Another fantastic voiceover conference comes to a close. 400-ish in attendance, fantastic reunions, and more training than you could shake a stick at, and even a bonus appearance of Gerald’s alter-ego, Jerome. VO Atlanta 2022 packed the usual punch. And then…it was […] ...
VO Atlanta, Baby!VO Atlanta, Baby!
Read, or listen to the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/VO-Atlanta-Baby.mp3 A Conference To End All Conferences "VO Atlanta, Baby!" Exactly like "Vegas, Baby!" It's the same! Just no gambling. And cleaner. And without the porn peddlers on the street. And about Voiceovers. And in Atlanta. THE SAME! Gerald Griffith, Founder I have written about […] ...
We have your Toilet Paper. And if you ever want to see it again… (revisited)We have your Toilet Paper. And if you ever want to see it again… (revisited)
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/We-Still-Have-Your-Toilet-Paper.mp3 It's Two Years Later. Did You Survive? Used by permission from cromaconceptovisual via Pixabay Controversial Topic: ENGAGED Used by permission from Joelstuff V4 via Creative Commons It was a mad world, just like Gary Jules said. Nearly two years ago today, toilet paper was flying […] ...
How To Get A Proper Night’s Sleep For VoiceoversHow To Get A Proper Night’s Sleep For Voiceovers
Read, or enjoy the audio version below... https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Voiceovers-Sleep.mp3 Sleep is Underrated My Nocturnal Hellscape If you’re anything like me…then you are nothing like me. So that was dumb what I said. Scratch that. But if you are anything like yourself, you know you need a good night’s sleep. For myself and my wife, we […] ...
Too Much Voiceover Work?Too Much Voiceover Work?
Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Too-Much-Work.mp3 The Best Problem To Have!! Blog? WHAT blog??? Used by permission from pixelcreatures via Pixabay It is always my aim to write a creative, positive and inspiring blog. This week was no different. However, this week was very different. Like the week previous to this one, […] ...
My Own Personal Voiceover SpaceshipMy Own Personal Voiceover Spaceship
Read, or enjoy the audio version: https://www.supervoiceover.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/My-Own-Personal-Voiceover-Spaceship.mp3 "Houston, We Are Go For Launch." From Days Of Old... When I was a little boy, on Saturdays, I would accompany my dad to the local dump. There was no rolling of eyes or exasperated, loud sighs. No. There was pure glee, and I am about to […] ...
