To Share Or Not Share: That Is The Question

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Butt-Clenching Abounds

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Human beings are tightly butt-clenched and uptight people.  And you are a human.  There, I said it.  You, dear reader, are perhaps clenching your butt-cheeks right now. There are things that just get our panties in a bunch, that is for certain.  If I wore panties, mine would be bunched too.  Not that I wear panties, because I do NOT wear panties, for the record.  I don't.  Continue.

There are so many topics that tend to cause the inevitable Gluteus Maximus Stressicus Fleximus.  Here they are, in no particular order:

  • Politics
  • Religion
  • Money
  • Sex
  • Horrible dad-jokes
  • Roseanne Barr
  • Politics
  • Weight
  • Clothing on pets
  • and finally, politics

 

I believe one of the reasons why we get tense is due to insecurity.  You see, long ago, cavemen fought with each other because one caveman had a bigger club and a bigger cave than another caveman.  Soon after, but still a long time later, earls were jealous of other earls because of the size of their estate.  And just yesterday I was jealous of Robert Pattinson because he got to play a vampire AND a bat, which is not fair to me on any level.

I am dark, I am brooding, I have night sonar (except when I step on my son’s Sonic the Hedgehog plastic toy and his head spines poke through my foot up into my brain).  On top of that, I drink blood-red V8, which is full of minerals and nutrients in order to make me handsome and winning like Robert Pattison, who got to play a vampire AND a bat, which is not fair to me on any level.

And speaking of butts, I am positive his is smaller and more toned than mine, because you see, bat butts are very small.

Where was I.

AH!  Jealousy.  Insecurity.  Flying vampire rodent butts.  By now it should be obvious to you that we need to relax just a little bit more, and start talking about controversial things so that we can effectively destigmatize them.

Like Robert Pattison’s butt.

 

Ready…Set…CLENCH!

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Welcome back from clicking on that link, you warped sicko.  The Priest will be in shortly to commence The Cleansing.

In America, we are all a bit too easily offended and just a little too triggered by a very small number of things, such as 19,423,786 things.  This is just my humble opinion of course, so take it or leave it.  But do take it, because I am right, and you are wrong, and that offends you, and I do not care.

People get offended by the slightest thing nowadays, and end up taking their complaints all the way up to the Supreme Court, which is a place where people in black robes make all kinds of decisions that cause people to get angry and move to other countries, which helps Robert Pattinson’s butt have more square footage to work with here in the U.S.

There are seriously some wacky court cases where people have sued other people because of offendedness. Take for example the following case: I am not making this up.

In 2008, an Illinois woman Gayane Zokhrabov, 58, tried to sue the estate of Hiroyuki Joho, 18, an unfortunate victim of a train accident. While attempting to catch an inbound Metra train, Joho ran across the tracks and was struck by an Amtrak train traveling 70 mph.  Portions of the victim’s deceased body struck Zokhrabov as she waited on a nearby train platform, injuring her shoulder, wrist and leg.  The lower court judge dismissed the morbidly bizarre case, stating that the young man could not have predicted where his body would strike because he was dead. An appeals court later disagreed and said that it was “reasonably foreseeable” that a high-speed train could kill Joho and send his flying body parts into crowds of waiting passengers.  She eventually won, I think.

This is the reason why I now hover around train tracks exposing my shoulder, wrist and leg.

It does not surprise me in the slightest that this case originated in the United States, where all citizens are born dribbling idiots that are certifiably insane.

For me personally, about the only thing that offends me and gets my panties in a bunch is being bombarded by repeat text notifications.  This offends me, and I am triggered, which offends me.

Also please note that I do NOT wear panties.

By repeat notifications, specifically I mean the inability of a fellow human being to coalesce all of his thoughts into a single cohesive message, but instead choose to bombard my phone with numerous repeat notifications as each new thought germinates in their mind and simply must be ejected before their brain detonates.  Which brings us back to flying body parts.  I would like to state for the record that I am planning on suing you if any of your brain lands on me.

It is time to unclench.  This goes for voiceover artists as well.  Unless I am posting content dealing with the political religion of sexual money that causes weight gain on clothing-wearing pets of Robert Pattinson which causes me to make horrible dad-jokes about Roseanne Barr, then it truly is time to unclench.  By the way, did you know Robert got to play a vampire AND a butt?  I mean bat.

It simply is not fair, and a lawsuit appears to be the only remedy here.  Mr. Pattinson, I will see you in court, mister.

 

A Numbers Game

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So let us discuss a stigma in voiceovers.  By "stigma" I mean the shame all of the other voice talent feel when we cannot afford as much lobster as J. Michael Collins.

By the way, lobsters have small butts.  Follow me for more crustacean anatomy tips.

No, the real stigma is money.  Whenever I have posted content online celebrating a successful week of voiceover jobs, or the amount of new work revenue I have generated, or any pictures of me in panties (I DON'T WEAR THEM STOP JUDGING ME!!!), it seems the response is always overwhelmingly favorable.  As of this writing, my post in the Global Voiceover Artists Network on Facebook has garnered 76 likes and 21 comments.  The same post on Instagram has garnered 81 likes and 18 comments.  Granted, the naysayers like to lurk in their dark, offended corners, spew venom from their caves, and label me a braggart and a show-off.  But that does not seem to be what the comments unanimously reflect.  Among them:

  • "🔥🔥🔥love it! Felicidades!"
  • "Love this tracker idea. ❤️ Thank you for the encouragement."
  • "That's awesome! Congrats and thanks for the inspiration. 🙌"
  • "You’re on 🔥 Great job!"
  • "Great going!!❤️ truly inspiring"
  • "Congrats!"
  • "Get it!~"
  • "Heck yeah, Josh! Woop woop!!!!!"
  • "Way to get after it, Josh!"
  • "I needed this motivation!!"
  • "Congrats! And thank you for motivating."
  • and so on.

 

Do we not, after all, call the voiceover community…community?   Now, I am not a simpleton: I realize there is an inherent risk with sticking one’s neck out too far in an effort to affirm and encourage, posting what some might then label "politically incorrect": there will always be those who are overly consumed by suspicion and mistrust: they are unable (read: unwilling) to extend the benefit of the doubt to others and appreciate the level of inspiration some go to in order to encourage that this voiceover thing really is possible.  (When I started, I really wanted to know if I could survive on voiceover money!)  But no: they would rather sling mud, return to their own echo chambers to their allegiant disciples, rail against all that I wrote and shared, and mislabel inspiration as boasting.  So be it.

 

The inability or unwillingness to celebrate others' victories and perceive them only with suspicion and antipathy is toaster-in-the-bathtub-level dumb.

 

I say, let us destigmatize.

Granted, I am nothing.  There are people in VO that make WAY more than I do.  They generate FAR more jobs than I do, and are MUCH more in demand.  I am ACUTELY aware of where I stand in the pecking order.  But my goal is to INSPIRE, because when I hear what THEY are doing, it inspires ME.  And FINALLY, I enjoy talking in ALL CAPS.

I thought I had a fantastic year until one colleague told me she made triple what I made in 2021.  My response?  I was inspired and motivated by that, not jealous!  I thought I had a fantastic month until a colleague told me he generated $60k in a single month!  Again, I was inspired and motivated, not jealous - because the sky truly is the limit.

So here I go with my inspiration (because that is what it is):

  • In a recent blog I outlined the many accomplishments I am deeply humbled to have been granted in VO.  I am humbled by all of it.
  • I’ve generated $2.7 million in overall business (all of my media ventures) since 2003.  This blows me away.  The median lifetime income of all workers is 1.7 million!
  • My highest voiceover revenue month ever (income received): $39,535.87 in December 2020.  I was incredulous.
  • One week I reeled in 34 different VO jobs.  How is that even possible?
  • In 2021 I made over $400k cumulatively in voiceovers – and I am blown away grateful.
  • I am on pace for a lesser, but still stellar year...and the gratitude continues.
  • Since exiting videography and pursuing voiceovers full time only, my bid-to-acquisition ratio has risen to 42.99%. That is almost half of everything I bid!
  • Since going full time in 2016, I have made nearly $1.1 million in voiceover jobs alone. This does not include book sales, coaching, training courses, or anything supplemental that I offer.  Simply: WOW.
  • I’m closing in on 300 blogs published, and in so doing I have somehow managed to achieve a colossal waste of over 4000 of my readers' time!
  • I have authored five – FIVE!?!?! – books on voiceovers.  More waste, yay!
  • Just this past week I reached my goal of generating $5k in new work by Wednesday.  What an enjoyable accomplishment!

 

In posting these, in my own small way, I hope you are utterly encouraged, inspired, and full of hope that it can be done, and that you can survive and thrive in voiceovers.  That is my intent in sharing my numbers.

 

I write to inspire, not to impress.

 

I never made even close to such income in wedding videography.  I never experienced joy remotely close to this.  All in all, I am astonishedFlabbergasted.  Gobsmacked.

Now, when I share such things, I am acutely aware that I need to be tactful about it.  Granted, if I were posting these without any kind of postscript on gratitude, or if I was responding, simply, “thanks!” with nary a return affirmation - that would be extraordinarily tactless.

But is it boasting when one’s eyes are filled with tears of gratitude and one falls to one’s knees and thanks God for all the hard work paying off, and then sharing that to inspire and let people know that, yes, a successful career in voiceovers is possible?

You be the judge!  But please unclench, and don't send any of your brains my way or I will sue.  By the way, look for my lawsuit soon.  You can find me at the local train tracks.

Sincerely,

An Unclenched Blogger

 

PS, for the record, I have never worn panties and I probably never well.  Except for maybe.

 

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16 thoughts on “To Share Or Not Share: That Is The Question”

  1. So THAT’s why my parent’s always told me not to walk in front of a train while at a busy train platform! They didn’t want to get sued! I always learn something new when I read your blogs, Josh. I thank you with eyes filled with tears of gratitude. I am sure it has nothing to do with the realization that my parents had no concern whether I lived or died.

    Also, not even the form-fitting, silky-smooth ones that look oh-so-fine and keep you cool as a Spring breeze?

    1. Never. Except for maybe. But really not. Well, perhaps.

      NO! STOP JUDGING ME!!!

      The only time I would consider wearing them would be if I was about to step in front of a moving train. Oh! And glad I could inspire. My work here is done.

  2. Well…I don’t have anything to share yet, so…LOL…share away! Honestly, it’s inspiring to see what can be done. Keep it up Josh.

    1. Give it time! This is totally the quintessential “marathon, not a sprint” vocation. Keep at it…keep auditioning…keep marketing…keep scattering those seeds. After that, provided you have talent, have been coached, have had a great demo made, and are committed to auditioning and marketing, the numbers will come. Go git ’em! 🙂

  3. Booyah, buddy!!
    It’s been time well spent, from my side of it all. And many people are curious to know metrics and numbers! When there are yardsticks, gauges, dials, data, doodads, diagrams, and other fun words, some people have something to be inspired by or work toward. Yeah – everybody works differently, learns differently, or is inspired differently, but by the same token there’s no one-size-fits all solution. A glove not fitting makes not a sin to the glove nor the hand.

    Thank you for always sharing and inspiring. A well lit path makes for safer journeys.

    1. Do you by any chance make bumper stickers or T-Shirts??? I swear I need to change your name to Maharishi Yogi Apollo Lira Confucius! “A glove not fitting makes not a sin to the glove nor the hand.” Are you kidding? Is that straight outta the book of First Michael 5:13? I love it. And the well-lit path one…you on fire, boy! 🙂 Thanks MAL – you are part of my inspiration journey…and you inspire me right back. Cheers!

  4. Goodness, missed last week’s post about the rates… Had a very rough week last week, but in a good way. I actually have more work right now than I have every had in my life – not including personal projects. It means I am really tired and miss things that are important to me in favor of slightly more important things, like eating and breathing – though I’m told if you stop breathing you can save time between thoughts, LOL.

    Anyhow, sorry that people are struggling to be happy for you when you do well! I know what it’s like not to, so I’m very glad you do! VERY! I do hope they manage to unclench, use that energy more productively and actually pursue something worthwhile in their own lives.

    A very big tired hug from overseas! hehe. Keep doing well!!!

  5. dont let the nay- sayers nay- say you josh! Keep up the Great work……i for one appreciate what your posting and i draw inspiration from it. it shows that the sky truly IS the limit! 🙂 Thank you for inspiring us..

  6. I think you hit the nail on the head when you said that it comes down to insecurity. Are people supposed to stop posting pictures of their children because some people can’t have them…or have lost them? Stop posting cat photos because Josh doesn’t like them? Stop sharing about their weight loss successes because others are still struggling with their own? I think that’s ridiculous. The viewer needs to take some responsibility for their own mindset around it. I know people who can’t do instagram because they feel lesser-than when they see everyone’s posts. Personally, I find it ALL inspiring. And I also know it’s only a tiny fraction of what a person’s life is. When I was in college, there was a guy I didn’t like at first, because I thought he was kinda full of himself. But later, once we got to know him, my best friend said that the nice thing about him is that even though he thought he was awesome, he was cool with other people being awesome as well, and she was right. He was confident, but he also believed in the awesomeness of those around him. I’m proud of you, and I find your numbers inspiring, because I know how hard you’ve worked to get there, and I know you are rooting for all of us to be awesome with you.

    1. I am! When you succeed, I succeed…when I succeed, they succeed, when they succeed, we all succeed. I am super big on inspiration, encouragement and affirmation, if you hadn’t noticed by now (which you have) – and I’m just as amazed as anyone else when this thing called voiceovers really works. I’m tremendously grateful.

  7. I don’t mind how often you share about your VO jobs and revenue, Josh, but I’m not sure about sharing all these butts and panties…

    Voiceover is so great. This week I’ve already met my weekly income goal just from a past client’s email and one audition, and I haven’t even done much marketing lately. (Of course other weeks completely suck, but that’s okay too.)

    1. SUMARA!! That’s freaking fantastic, my friend! And it’s only Tuesday!! Good for you. I love those weeks where you’re off to the races and the week has barely begun…it gives you such momentum and excitement for the rest of the week. Keep up the great work! May this week be absolutely record-smashing!

  8. Another great and entertaining blog, Josh! I totally agree that people need to unclench and stop caring so much about what other people post! People are so negative. If they don’t like it, they should just ignore it. Your encouragement, positivity and success are inspirational! Thank you for being you!

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