For I know VOA will go on… *cue Celine Dion music*

One Story Ends, Another Begins…



It’s All Over...?


Welp, that‘s it then.  Another fantastic voiceover conference comes to a close.  400-ish in attendance, fantastic reunions, and more training than you could shake a stick at, and even a bonus appearance of Gerald’s alter-ego, Jerome.  VO Atlanta 2022 packed the usual punch.  And then…it was all over.

But…was it?

With the news that Gerald’s ship would be sailing away with Galadriel, Elrond, Bilbo and Frodo to begin hosting voiceover conferences with the elves in Valinor, there was nary a dry eye in the room.  All hope was lost.  After 9 power-packed conferences, VO Atlanta (herein known as VOA) would be pushing up daisies.

I say again: but…was it?

The answer, dear reader, is no.  You see, just because a joke does not technically fall on April 1st, does not instantly disqualify it from being an April Fool’s deception.  VOA was NOT, in fact, finished, as we were all led to believe.  As it happens, it will persist; it will continue popping up, much like YouTube ads, except pleasant.

In the last twenty minutes of the conference’s closing session, Gerald dropped the stunning and highly-satisfying bombshell that VOA, under his charge for 9 great conferences, would now be overseen by none other than J. Michael Collins and his beautiful wife Anna, who will now be the CEO.  (I understand J. Michael will be bringing her coffee, taking her memos and washing her cars.)  With Anna’s corporate background in event management, she is actually the perfect fit to have the torch passed to.  I am told she is also quite merry and loves to have fun, so I am sure we will have inflatables and cotton candy next year.

And J. Michael Collins (herein known as JMC), who graciously chooses to descend and entreat with the rest of us mortals, is so gracious and giving: I am sure I heard him utter the words “free admission for everyone”, though I may have been delirious with joy to the point of not hearing him then add “…named J. Michael or Anna Collins.”

So, like Gomer Pyle said, "Surprise, surprise, surprise!"


So who the heck is J. Michael Collins?


If you are not familiar with JMC, Urban legend holds that his name actually stands for “Juggernaut Mighty Crustacean.”  For he truly is an unstoppable juggernaut.  In fact, if you were to ask him if he dreams while he sleeps, you might receive the reply, “I would if I slept.”  He is more machine now than man.  A humanoid who is seemingly unflappable and recharges his android circuits with a steady diet of lobster and champagne.  I am not kidding; the man apparently subsists on lobster, and this is well-known by all voiceover artists who know him and buy tickets to stand in line just to touch the hem of his cloak to be healed of their inability to book voiceover jobs.

I owe much of my own success to JMC, who invited me to participate in OneVoice 2020 to speak on marketing, which triggered (the good kind) the origin story of my VoiceOverdrive business course, which in turn subsequently resulted in 4 additional video courses.  These courses have generated a substantial amount of revenue for me.  We are talking so much revenue that it would be perhaps just shy of equal to the cost of a speck of lint on one of JMC’s suit buttons.

He also – I am positive – was part of the decision-making consortium that chose me to host a breakout session at VOA this year, speaking on blogging.  Not that I know anything about blogging, mind you, since all of my blogs are designed to drive all of my readers rabid with insanity.  But, whaddayaknow, I spoke to a packed house of 18 attendees and 5 virtual attendees.  I am happy to report that paying people to attend does work.

I was also privileged to be invited by JMC to participate in the Online Casting Panel on Saturday night, sharing the stage with he and other immortals like Carin Gilfry, Robert Sciglimpaglia ("Vanna, I'd like to buy a vowel"), and Rolf Veldman, leaving me to tremble, smile and nod in my inferiority.  If you did not notice me on the stage, I was the one in the middle with the pool of urine under him, who was just glad to be part of the show.  I was the fifth wheel: just like ‘Guy’ on Galaxy Quest, the overly giddy and goofy extra who was certain his character would be killed off at any time and was “just jazzed about being on the show, man.”

Where was I.

Ah, yes!  Urine.

No wait.

Ah yes!  JMC.

JMC is the epitome of grace and class, dignity and statesmanship.  I am sure it will not be long before he simply abandons voiceovers altogether and runs for president, at which point we will all chant the familiar refrain, “All Hail, President Lobster.”  He is the most respectful, friendly, and believing cheerleader in the ability of voiceover artists, and you should really see him in those lime-green tights with pom-poms.  He utterly believes in our success, and will stop at nothing to get us there, moo-oo-ah-ah-ah!!  (Maniacal laugh impression).

I am above proud and privileged to know him.  VOA could be in no better pinchers, uh, hands going forward.  He truly does feel all of us with his antenn- uh- feelings.

Read a great article about it by John Florian here.


Second Star To The Right, And Straight On Till Morning


Excitement rose to a fever pitch with this end-of-conference surprise, and I am told Internet servers everywhere crumpled under the weight of such exciting news. Do not fear though: I am told they will soon be restored to sort out all the air traffic control just in time for Spring Break 2023.

There was some conjecture on the part of attendees that the “OneVoice” conference would swallow up and assimilate VO Atlanta: much like a Borg, but with friendlier and less nefarious intent, and with more people from the UK who say things we Americans find curious and silly, like calling apartments flats and calling trunks boots. I do not know about you, but I wear my boots on my feet and my trunks on my midsection, which is not flat like my apartment.  However, I may still attend OneVoice if I can spare tuppence!  'Ello, Gov’nah.

In the end, there would be no such VOA-absorption, and, like Celine’s heart, VOA would go on: not doomed forever to slowly sink to the bottom of the Atlantic after a collision with an iceberg.  I have just been informed however that there will be secret naked portraits conducted next year for all VOA platinum members.  Note to self to get my midsection flat like my apartment which - let us review - is where I wear my trunks above my boots.

In truth, the conference was rich with connection, rife with coaching, and rampant with creativity.  I am truly glad I went.  As I mentioned in last week’s blog which I am sure you have read:

  • VOA 19 was fantastic
  • VOA ’20 was nonexistent (something happened with the world; I will do some digging and get back to you), and
  • Virtual VOA ’21 just was not the same.

This year, however, was exquisite, as at last count there were 73,294,352 hugs.  Us quarantined folk do like our hugs. When I left, the janitorial staff were still carefully peeling Jenn Henry off of Bev Standing.

So what do we do going forward?  Why should VOA continue?  Why do people keep coming back?  Why, the VOA-logo’d swag bags full of cocaine and pornography, of course.  I am joking.  The were all out of those by the time I got to the registration table.

The answer lies in the origins of VOA itself.  After all, they say the past is a great predictor of the future.  “They” being “me”, who just said that just now as you read it.

From Gerald himself:

  • VOA started as a Meetup group in Atlanta: a small group of human beings all interested in the same thing: voiceovers.
  • It was centered around human relationships and shared passions…and connecting on those.
  • Like all things magnetic, it attracted like-minded people to it and gravitationally pulled talented voice actors into its circle
  • Its circle expanded and matured until it outgrew its tiny origins and became a behemoth which would eventually eat Atlanta each March.
  • That gravitational pull would then begin to draw voiceover artists from all across the globe…from Bermuda…to the UK…to Portugal…to Africa. Indeed, this year we all celebrated the attendance of our very first Klingon.

Voiceover artists are nowhere…and they are everywhere.  They are invisible sources of affirmation, light, encouragement and motivation, and there is a shared bond between all of them to improve each other, and also to better each other (which means to improve each other).

That is what VOA facilitated: a place to come together and reconnect, to strengthen bonds, to teach and educate on better performance and business management, and to refine ourselves.  But with people like Gerald (and now JMC) at the helm, this was not just an event.

A more fitting word might be “encounter”.  After all, VOA is something you encounter; you do not simply attend.  As with the world of actors, there are celebrities in the voice actor world as well.  But you would never know it.  They are not surrounded by tall fences and flanked by bodyguards.  They do not have to wear sunglasses out in public to keep from being recognized.  It is not like they crave their isolation, no: after all, those are the conditions they work in day in and day out.


VO Atlanta is an encounter with greatness.  And it was too great to let it die.  So we are all proud to watch it live on to fight another day, lifted up on the mighty shoulders of Juggernaut Mighty Crustacean, and his beautiful wife, Anna.  Look for her - she will be the one having her office vacuumed by JMC over there.

I am excited to see what 2023 and beyond holds.  Sign me up for inflatables!  One cotton candy please, in blue!  (I have to stick to my branding colors.)

Enjoy a gallery of my "celebrified" photos - "Look who it is!" from VOA 2022:


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26 thoughts on “For I know VOA will go on… *cue Celine Dion music*”

  1. WOW WOW Wow!! So I guess that means that i CAAANNNNNNNN go next year!

    Well that’s a a huge relief…
    i was a little bummed that this would be the last one but thanks for the illuminating read josh… looking foward to next year VO Atlanta 2023……and beyond!!

    1. My pleasure, my friend! Hope to see you there next year! It truly is the best. Sooooooooooooooooo good to wrap my arms around a bunch of great friends after 3 long years. Sheesh! We really should have another one of these next year. OH WAIT! WE WILL!!!

    1. Ey indeed, Emily! Hope to see you there! Just purchased registration and airfare for OneVoice Dallas in August so that comes first…but can’t wait for March of ’23 indeed! Aye, that’ll be the lot of ya!

  2. You know what in-fight entertainment I discovered on the way back to Seattle? Galaxy Quest! So I finally got that under my belt. That was a fun one with some lovable characters. Better late than never, eh?

    Also stop making me want to cook and eat JMC. I liked meeting him and I’d like to keep my liking of him to exclude “in a culinary way”.

    1. See? I called ahead and arranged that. And YOU are WELCOME. 🙂 Wasn’t Alan Rickman’s character simply the best?!?!? RIP. 🙁

      JMC wrote me and told me you were free to consume one antenna with some lemongrass and a Twix. I do not understand this combination but perhaps you will. Then again, like everything else in my world, I may just be making this stuff up as I go along!

  3. As always, your blog says it all and I’m actually not surprised that JMC and the wonderful Anna took over VOA. I’m so excited for them. Anna, is a powerhouse and she is going to rock our world…I plan on purple cotton Candy, that’s (that’s candy floss for us Brits). I won’t be eating out of the boot of my car though, and I’ll certainly not be wearing trunks….lol. I’m sorry I missed it this year, but will be there, with bells on, next year. I’ll hopefully see you in person at One Voice Josh. Keep these blogs coming…I literally laugh out loud when I read them. You’re a star!!

    1. I am so glad! Laughter is the best medicine; that’s why I write the way I do. Glad it meets you where you’re at, my friend! And purple truly is the way to go; that way you don’t have to choose. As Jon Gardner suggested above, I think we all need to have custom cotton candy made, emblazoned with an edible logo of ours on it. Looking forward to seeing and hearing your bells, and giving you a good ol’ American squeeze from across the pond! YOU are the start. Twinkle, twinkle, little Shelley…you are full of…uh…peanut butter and jelly… *headscratch*

    1. I’m relieved too. Will you be coming to OneVoice? I hope to see you there! And you, my friend, are welcome! They’re always a pleasure to write, even if they are hammered out in lightning speed by airplane seat in 5 hours time on my way home!

  4. I’m so glad it was such a great time!! I’d love to be able to attend next year! 😀

    I said last week or the week before that I imagine that someone could possibly take it over and sure enough! I’m glad it’s going on! And if it has any bearing with the song, at some point people will begging for it to stop, LOL.

    Anyway, it’s all good and it was a great time and thankfully you recovered quickly too!!

    1. I would love to see you there, Marius! It was truly memorable, and to see it NOT come to a close, was so incredibly rewarding for all in attendance. I think some were in the know, but they played their cards close to the chest pretty well, and concealed it from all of us admirably. And…did you say recovery? Hmmm…not there yet. Jetlag, my friend…jetlag. 🙂

  5. You are the machine Josh. After all of the shenanigan’s at VO Atlanta, you still found time to write this!
    It was a wonderful time in Atlanta and the VO world is grateful that JMC and Anna continue the legacy that Gerald has left.
    It was an absolute pleasure meeting you in person.

    1. The pleasure was all mine, my friend, I mean it! Dapper individual, great writer, fun and memorable personality – you’re the whole package, Mr. Williams. Glad to know ya!

  6. Hugs. Lobster. Cotton candy. Did you say something else? That’s all I remember. My brain is still in overload from the conference. I wonder if they will have cotton candy next year in a nice blue-gray with a bright orange lightning bolt through the middle (sticking to my branding). If so, I’m there!

  7. Well done putting that song in everyone’s head for the next several days at least…

    So excited to see Anna and J Michael in charge of this fabulous conference that I’ve never been to but enjoy watching via social media!

    We call cotton candy Fairy Floss. Which is way cuter, but sounds even less like food.

    See you at a conference ONE DAY. 🙂

    1. Haha fairy floss! Thank you for putting THAT in MY head for the next several days at least!!! Hahaha!!!

      And YES. Looking forward to meeting you in person one day my friend!

  8. Great conference and I love your take on it, Josh! As for Atlanta being a gravity well for voiceover….yeah, that’s about right. This is where I got my start after all. VO Atlanta just pulled me in. Never let go. And I’m not complaining! Totally thrilled (trilled?) that the starship Lobster is boldly going where no crustacean has gone before. Sorry I missed the Klingon, though. That would have been fun.

    1. It WAS fun! But a horrible dance partner…all of that armor really pokes into you, and when they headbutt you, that pronounced ridge in their forehead really begs for Ibuprofen afterwards. Ah well. Maybe there will be a restriction in place for the next one, limiting attendees to Planet Earth. We’ll see. I trust they’ll still serve Roman ale.

  9. You’ll get there! No doubt! Just get those lags movin’ an’ you’ll be feelin’ batter in no taaim’! hehe.
    Hope to see you there then! Afterwards I’d love to see the new studio in person! That monitor is my fav part – goodness! haha.
    I’d get tourist tips before even starting to plan a trip that far-reaching. I also have some friends in North Carolina and a friend in Tennessee, so those have to be stops too!

  10. Yes, yes, yes! I could not justify the expense this year…now I can save up my pennies and cash in my old bus tokens for next year. Thanks so much for the Excellent News. I will start planning for an Excellent Adventure in 2023!

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